We talk about the queen’s daddy, dorky dweebies, and ways of friction that things do.

We talk about pulchritudinous Jamál, flea markets, and the founding father without a father.

We talk about teen swervin’, cello killers, and off holiday fireworks.

We talk about dating girls from Las Vegas, puerile obloquy, and racism against elves.

We talk about 5 star reviews, West Weekend, and quitting sugar.